Posted 2007-February-12, 18:02
I'm sorry, Fred, but I have to disagree with you on this one. If you called me for the reasons you stated, I would be very, very, upset.
Let me give a similar situation:
Bidding goes 1♥-P-(long pause) 2♥-P-3♥-4♥. Play goes on, and they make 4.
Turns out, the pauser had 10 hcp.
A: If you called me when the hesitation happened, no problem, you're just protecting yourself.
B: If you called me as the hand ended because you believe that opener would have passed without the hesitiation, I might be mildly annoyed that you didn't call me during the hesitation, but I would still rule appropriately.
C: If you called me and started with 'I know he would have been 3♥ even without the pause, but...' I would give you a very stern warning, and throw you out if this was the second or later time you had done this.
Why?
Case A is trying to avoid use of Unauthorized information. Case B is a claim that somebody used Unauthorized information- unethical, yes, but not cheating.
Case C is accusing somebody of cheating, of deliberately pausing in order to convey information.
You NEVER accuse somebody of cheating at the bridge table. Ever. Period. You talk to the director away from the table or after the game, or you write it up, but you don't call the director and say "Excuse me, but I think my opponents are cheating". And the way I see it, claiming that a pause which didn't cause damage was illegal is accusing them of cheating.
This is the same issue.
A: If you call the director when he's asking strange questions, that's fine. You're protecting yourself.
B: If you call the director because you think the question influenced his partner's play, that's protecting yourself from UI, and that's fine too. In this case, it's not going to get you anything, but no harm done.
C: If you call the director even though you don't think the question influenced his partner's play, that's accusing him of cheating- of his asking about diamonds for the sole purpose of directling his partner to play diamonds. This is not equivalent to reading something into a pause, this is equivalent to claiming your opponent is tugging his ear or point his pen a certain direction to request a certain suit. The penalty for doing this is not a procedural penalty, the penalty for this is banishment.
I can't think of any case where it's a good idea to call the director after a hand is over and declare that something happened during the hand but that there was no damage. That's not something to be discussed at the table.
Just my opinion- I am an ACBL director, but not a particularly skillful or experienced one.