Having said that, your hand is so bad that there is almost no chance that partner does not have a penalty double - what else can he have, given that the opponents have advanced only as far as 2♣?
How about an 8-count with 4 clubs headed by a single honor? Isn't that a reasonably likely hand to hold for partner? That would give the opponents what, 21 HCP and no fit?
reopen?
#21
Posted 2007-November-14, 21:53
Please note: I am interested in boring, bog standard, 2/1.
- hrothgar
- hrothgar
#22
Posted 2007-November-14, 23:58
Thank you David for correcting my Swiss cheese-like memory.

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#23
Posted 2007-November-15, 01:00
Hannie, on Nov 14 2007, 10:53 PM, said:
How about an 8-count with 4 clubs headed by a single honor? Isn't that a reasonably likely hand to hold for partner? That would give the opponents what, 21 HCP and no fit?
Not really. You see, with most eight counts with four clubs to a single honour, partner would have doubled or would have raised hearts (especially if he could double with 3=2=4=4 shape, not being benighted).
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