You are South and hold the following hand in a team match against decent and reliable opponents:
The auction starts:
West North East South
- Pass 1♦ 2♠1
Dbl Pass 3♠2 Dbl3
Pass4 Pass 4♣5 Pass
5♣ Pass Pass Pass
1 Weak, but with a passed partner, the singleton
♦K and favorable vulnerability, I bid 2
♠ anyway
2 Asking for a stop in spades
3 Please lead spades
4 No spade stop, perhaps a half stop
5 No stop / Don't want to play 3NT anyway
What is your lead?
The rest of the story, describing what happened at the table, is hidden:
Rik
I want my opponents to leave my table with a smile on their face and without matchpoints on their score card - in that order.
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