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Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread No, it's not about that

#1801 User is offline   Rossoneri 

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Posted 2010-August-04, 07:23

gwnn, on Jul 10 2010, 07:39 PM, said:

did you know that 1337% of pi is 42? there are no coincidences in this world

We should have a new constant defined as 42/pi and you know what it should be called!
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Posted 2010-August-04, 12:01

Well, at least we have one answer: you can stack crap at least 1801 posts high.
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Posted 2010-August-05, 11:53

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Posted 2010-August-05, 11:56

A babyseal walks into a bar, and orders a whiskey.

"What brand" asks the bartender.

"Doesn't matter, as long as it is not Canadian "
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Posted 2010-August-05, 12:04

2 Russian guys walk into a bar and get a bottle of vodka, which they proceed to share for the next hour without any conversation whatsoever.

After the hour of silent drinking, one Russian guy says to the other, "Good vodka."
The second Russian guy replies, "Did you come here to drink, or did you come here to bullshit?"
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Posted 2010-August-05, 18:13

must have been a pretty big bottle to last two russians a whole hour
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Posted 2010-August-05, 18:38

A horse walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender brings him a beer and takes a ten-dollar bill from the horse. Thinking the horse won't know what he is doing, the bartender short-changes the horse and gives him back a dollar. After 30 minutes, the horse orders a fresh beer.

"We don't get too many horses in here," said the bartender.
"At nine-dollars a beer, I can see why," said the horse.
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Posted 2010-August-06, 16:08

Last spring, two blondes were found frozen to death at a drive-in theater.

Subsequent investigations unearthed that they went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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Posted 2010-August-06, 18:03

jjbrr, on Aug 5 2010, 07:13 PM, said:

must have been a pretty big bottle to last two russians a whole hour

Just a really short hour.
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Posted 2010-August-06, 18:07

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Posted 2010-August-06, 21:52

storming castles -- just another entertaining hobby.
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Posted 2010-August-07, 09:19

Saturday's cooking with Aberlour >>>> Placek po wegiersku!

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Posted 2010-August-07, 18:01

food porn
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Posted 2010-August-07, 23:52

Aberlour10, on Aug 7 2010, 05:19 PM, said:

Saturday's cooking with Aberlour >>>> Placek po wegiersku!

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Recipee or it didn't happen!
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Posted 2010-August-08, 09:26

OleBerg, on Aug 8 2010, 12:52 AM, said:

Recipee or it didn't happen!

Not so easy for me to get it into english, but I try....

Potato Pancake filled with Beef Goulash...in Hungarian-style....

Potato Pancake >>>

2lbs potatoes
1 medium onion
2 egg yolks
2 tbsp wheat flour
salt
black pepper
1/2 cup oil for frying

1. rinse and peel the potatoes, grate them finely and squeeze gently
2. peel the onion and grate as well
3. add the onion flour and egg yolks to the potatoes season with salt and pepper and stir well
4. form thin pancakes with a spoon in a pan of hot oil and fry on both sides until golden

Beef Goulash Hungarian-style >>> take one of 1001 net recipees for it....

....fill the big potato pancake with goulash.... a bit cream on the top >>>> ready ;)

I like it with cooked sauerkraut!
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Posted 2010-August-08, 10:30

Aberlour10, on Aug 8 2010, 10:26 AM, said:

OleBerg, on Aug 8 2010, 12:52 AM, said:

Recipee or it didn't happen!

Not so easy for me to get it into english, but I try....

Potato Pancake filled with Beef Goulash...in Hungarian-style....

Potato Pancake >>>

2lbs potatoes
1 medium onion
2 egg yolks
2 tbsp wheat flour
salt
black pepper
1/2 cup oil for frying

1. rinse and peel the potatoes, grate them finely and squeeze gently
2. peel the onion and grate as well
3. add the onion flour and egg yolks to the potatoes season with salt and pepper and stir well
4. form thin pancakes with a spoon in a pan of hot oil and fry on both sides until golden

Beef Goulash Hungarian-style >>> take one of 1001 net recipees for it....

....fill the big potato pancake with goulash.... a bit of sour cream on the top >>>> ready ;)

I like it with beer !

I fixed it for you.
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Posted 2010-August-08, 18:59

matmat, on Aug 8 2010, 10:30 AM, said:

Aberlour10, on Aug 8 2010, 10:26 AM, said:

OleBerg, on Aug 8 2010, 12:52 AM, said:

Recipee or it didn't happen!

Not so easy for me to get it into english, but I try....

Potato Pancake filled with Beef Goulash...in Hungarian-style....

Potato Pancake >>>

2lbs potatoes
1 medium onion
2 egg yolks
2 tbsp wheat flour
salt
black pepper
1/2 cup oil for frying
1/4 lb bacon - cooked, drained on paper towel, crumbled


1. rinse and peel the potatoes, grate them finely and squeeze gently
2. peel the onion and grate as well
3. add the onion flour and egg yolks to the potatoes season with salt and pepper and stir well
4. form thin pancakes with a spoon in a pan of hot oil and fry on both sides until golden

Beef Goulash Hungarian-style >>> take one of 1001 net recipees for it....

....fill the big potato pancake with goulash.... a bit of sour cream and extra bacon crumbles on top>>>> ready :P

I like it with beer !

I fixed it for you.

I fixed it for you.
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Posted 2010-August-08, 19:17

jjbrr, on Aug 8 2010, 07:59 PM, said:

I fixed it for you.

Oh yeah. i missed that.
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Posted 2010-August-09, 14:09

I have two gay friends named Axel.

We call them Front-Axel and Rear-Axel.
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Posted 2010-August-09, 18:19

I like this:

If you vote D you vote for drive

If you vote R you vote for reverse
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