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All I know is, one of 'em was Gerry Rafferty.
And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."
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Posted 2010-September-06, 22:04
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Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
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Posted 2010-September-07, 00:55
Not saying it's the best or worst cover version of all time, but I have the suspicion Motorhead/Wendy O Williams version of Stand by your man might be the one that would have the original artist spinning fastest in their grave, any other offers ?
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Posted 2010-September-07, 01:51
If I could write you a song,
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remember my name.
its probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got your hot crowd,
shoes on your feet,
and you wear them around,
like they ain't *****.
but you don't know,
the way that you look,
when your steps
make
that
much
noise.
see I got you,
all figured out,
you need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.
girl, your so vain,
you probably think that this song is about you.
don't you? don't you?
if I could write you a song,
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like,
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remember my name.
it's probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got your hot crowd,
switching your walk,
and you don't even look when you pass by.
but you don't know,
the way that you look.
when your steps make
that
much
noise.
and don't you dare act like you don't know,
know what's up,
cuz your nose is up.
I'm approaching up.
like I can't give you winter in the summer
or summer in the winter
Miami in December
trying to look bored in them Dior's.
she probably is,
Was acting shallow 'til she found out
how deep that my pockets is
Mrs. pre-Madonna, this is your reminder
That I think you're fine, but I'm finer
'Cause it sure seems
('Cause it sure seems)
You got no doubt
(That you got no doubt)
But we all see
(We all see)
You got your head in the clouds
(Clouds)
if I could write you a song,
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like,
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remember my name.
its probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remember my name.
its probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got your hot crowd,
shoes on your feet,
and you wear them around,
like they ain't *****.
but you don't know,
the way that you look,
when your steps
make
that
much
noise.
see I got you,
all figured out,
you need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.
girl, your so vain,
you probably think that this song is about you.
don't you? don't you?
if I could write you a song,
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like,
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remember my name.
it's probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got your hot crowd,
switching your walk,
and you don't even look when you pass by.
but you don't know,
the way that you look.
when your steps make
that
much
noise.
and don't you dare act like you don't know,
know what's up,
cuz your nose is up.
I'm approaching up.
like I can't give you winter in the summer
or summer in the winter
Miami in December
trying to look bored in them Dior's.
she probably is,
Was acting shallow 'til she found out
how deep that my pockets is
Mrs. pre-Madonna, this is your reminder
That I think you're fine, but I'm finer
'Cause it sure seems
('Cause it sure seems)
You got no doubt
(That you got no doubt)
But we all see
(We all see)
You got your head in the clouds
(Clouds)
if I could write you a song,
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.
you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like,
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remember my name.
its probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.
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Posted 2010-September-07, 10:00
gwnn, on Sep 5 2010, 09:32 AM, said:
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
No, she would just scream at the top of her fingers.
Is the word "pass" not in your vocabulary?
So many experts, not enough X cards.
So many experts, not enough X cards.
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Posted 2010-September-07, 12:06
Lobowolf, on Sep 6 2010, 11:04 PM, said:
All I know is, one of 'em was Gerry Rafferty.
And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."
And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair.
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Black Lives Matter. / "I need ammunition, not a ride." Zelensky
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Posted 2010-September-07, 14:20
To bring more life in this thread... I think I will sponsor a bottle of Aberlour10 for this hijacker who will make the posting # 10 000 
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Posted 2010-September-10, 13:55
hmmmm, It seems not to work 
not a single 1/2 posting with a cat in 3 days! shame on you hijackers 
not a single 1/2 posting with a cat in 3 days! shame on you hijackers
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Posted 2010-September-12, 08:37
I've never been into organized crime.
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Do not underestimate the power of the dark side. Or the ninth trumph.
Best Regards Ole Berg
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We should always assume 2/1 unless otherwise stated, because:
- If the original poster didn't bother to state his system, that means that he thinks it's obvious what he's playing. The only people who think this are 2/1 players.
Gnasher
Do not underestimate the power of the dark side. Or the ninth trumph.
Best Regards Ole Berg
_____________________________________
We should always assume 2/1 unless otherwise stated, because:
- If the original poster didn't bother to state his system, that means that he thinks it's obvious what he's playing. The only people who think this are 2/1 players.
Gnasher
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Posted 2010-September-12, 09:10
WC hijacking is not a crime, its unorganized anarchy
Preempts are Aberlour's best bridge friends
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Posted 2010-September-12, 09:48
Aberlour10, on Sep 12 2010, 05:10 PM, said:
WC hijacking is not a crime, its unorganized anarchy
Especially if you HAVE to go, real bad.
_____________________________________
Do not underestimate the power of the dark side. Or the ninth trumph.
Best Regards Ole Berg
_____________________________________
We should always assume 2/1 unless otherwise stated, because:
- If the original poster didn't bother to state his system, that means that he thinks it's obvious what he's playing. The only people who think this are 2/1 players.
Gnasher
Do not underestimate the power of the dark side. Or the ninth trumph.
Best Regards Ole Berg
_____________________________________
We should always assume 2/1 unless otherwise stated, because:
- If the original poster didn't bother to state his system, that means that he thinks it's obvious what he's playing. The only people who think this are 2/1 players.
Gnasher
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Posted 2010-September-12, 22:22
Dallas Cowboys you have to be freaking kidding me. Im a houston texans fan now, F it
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Posted 2010-September-13, 03:01
Winstonm, on Sep 7 2010, 01:06 PM, said:
Lobowolf, on Sep 6 2010, 11:04 PM, said:
All I know is, one of 'em was Gerry Rafferty.
And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."
And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair.
Would have thought the chorus more appropriate for a bridge tournament, especially a matchpoint event:
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Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
Jokers to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
When Senators have had their sport
And sealed the Law by vote,
It little matters what they thought -
We hang for what they wrote.
And sealed the Law by vote,
It little matters what they thought -
We hang for what they wrote.
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Posted 2010-September-13, 06:05
JLOGIC, on Sep 12 2010, 11:22 PM, said:
Dallas Cowboys you have to be freaking kidding me. Im a houston texans fan now, F it
Talking about the real football,,, FC Bayern takes actually 11th position in the Bundesliga, and I am very pleased with it
Preempts are Aberlour's best bridge friends
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Posted 2010-September-13, 06:59
Aberlour10, on Sep 13 2010, 07:05 AM, said:
JLOGIC, on Sep 12 2010, 11:22 PM, said:
Dallas Cowboys you have to be freaking kidding me. Im a houston texans fan now, F it
Talking about the real football,,, FC Bayern takes actually 11th position in the Bundesliga, and I am very pleased with it
And my team, Norwich City who I saw beat FC Bayern not that long ago in Munich, are back up from the third tier of English football to the second and doing quite nicely.
As to that American game (ex nose tackle here) my team appear doomed having traded a good QB to the Redskins and got the average one they replaced him with concussed.
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Posted 2010-September-13, 17:20
JLOGIC, on Sep 12 2010, 11:22 PM, said:
Dallas Cowboys you have to be freaking kidding me. Im a houston texans fan now, F it
Be a fan of a REAL team - Green Bay.
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Black Lives Matter. / "I need ammunition, not a ride." Zelensky
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Posted 2010-September-13, 21:43
Broncos rule just because their home games can be hilarious.
I once tuned in 30 seconds into the game, bright sunshine and the first thing the announcer said was Green Bay is toast. They had fumbled the first 2 kickoffs, for Denver TD's and were down 14 - zip. By the end of the first quarter, there was 1/2 a foot of snow on the field.
By 1/2 time, a foot and picking up steam but Lynn Dickey almost pulled out the win. Nobody could punt or kick a field goal so both teams just went for it all the time.
I once tuned in 30 seconds into the game, bright sunshine and the first thing the announcer said was Green Bay is toast. They had fumbled the first 2 kickoffs, for Denver TD's and were down 14 - zip. By the end of the first quarter, there was 1/2 a foot of snow on the field.
By 1/2 time, a foot and picking up steam but Lynn Dickey almost pulled out the win. Nobody could punt or kick a field goal so both teams just went for it all the time.
When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
What is baby oil made of?
What is baby oil made of?
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Posted 2010-September-15, 10:26
Cyberyeti, on Sep 13 2010, 07:59 AM, said:
As to that American game (ex nose tackle here) my team appear doomed having traded a good QB to the Redskins and got the average one they replaced him with concussed.
Take heart...you still have the best magician/long snapper in the business. Go Jon!
1. LSAT tutor for rent.
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
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Posted 2010-September-16, 07:01
OleBerg, on Sep 5 2010, 10:49 PM, said:
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius-Strip?
it wanted to get to the other side off ..... never mind.
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Posted 2010-September-17, 11:08
They are talking about us in a Laws and Rulings thread.
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If we catch a digression early enough, that's one thing, but if it gets beyond that, it becomes a mess
When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
What is baby oil made of?
What is baby oil made of?