Most hopeless / clueless comment? Post hand chit-chat
#401
Posted 2015-May-31, 23:32
Partner asked why I never led a club. I said, "You discouraged in clubs." Partner said, "No I didn't, dummy's hearts were set up and we were out of diamonds, so the only suits left were spades and clubs, so I played a small club to ask for the lower-ranking suit."
#402
Posted 2015-June-03, 16:55
when I asked partner why he doubled 3s rather than just bid 4h straight away or even pass
"I know we're beating 3s, you've bid twice and I've got two aces".
#403
Posted 2015-June-06, 06:22
PhilG007, on 2015-May-19, 23:08, said:
#404
Posted 2015-June-06, 08:52
A friend of mine was set up for a game in Montreal with a guy that he was told was a real player returning to the game after a couple of decades off.
Filling out the card he said "Negative Doubles?" and instead of saying how high the guy said "No". So he put down his pen and asked the guy about his previous playing life.
The Guy: I started with a really good partner but he moved to San Francisco (Peter Pender). Wouldn't you know it, my next partner moved to Toronto after a few years and I retired from Bridge (Sami Kehela).
Him: Negative doubles are overrated.
What is baby oil made of?
#405
Posted 2015-June-06, 09:52
my partner rocks up with like AQJxx spades in a balanced 16 count: "i was going to double but i was afraid you might think it was take out"
#406
Posted 2015-June-06, 13:00
#407
Posted 2015-June-08, 00:34
blackshoe, on 2015-May-21, 17:33, said:
Bridge is not a game of "always get to the best making contract". It's a game of possibilities and probabilities.
PhilG007, on 2015-May-22, 07:28, said:
Missing a slam when it's biddable is a disaster. ...........<snipped boring bs> The winners of MP tournaments are those who have achieved the best score possible on every board....
"It's only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence!"
"Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say."
#408
Posted 2015-June-08, 00:36
#409
Posted 2015-June-11, 10:20
We are North/South
dummy comes down and East asks his partner why he passed 1S
"well my spades are good but I don't have much else"
#410
Posted 2015-June-18, 13:19
my partner opens 1c i announce "short club"
LHO: "are you playing 5 card majors?"
#411
Posted 2015-June-18, 13:45
eagles123, on 2015-June-18, 13:19, said:
my partner opens 1c i announce "short club"
LHO: "are you playing 5 card majors?"
It may not be common, but it's certainly not unknown to play a short club with four-card majors.
London UK
#412
Posted 2015-June-18, 14:03
eagles123, on 2015-June-18, 13:19, said:
my partner opens 1c i announce "short club"
LHO: "are you playing 5 card majors?"
Aren't you supposed to announce the minimum length ?
And you could be playing 5 card spade but not heart or 4 card majors and still open a short club, but since you don't have to announce a 3 card club, the announcement implies min 2 hence 5M unless playing something odd involving an unbalanced diamond meaning you open a club with a 3352.
#413
Posted 2015-June-18, 14:23
gordontd, on 2015-June-18, 13:45, said:
Yeah, in the Scanian system, for example, a 4M432 is opened 1♣ with 17-19 points but 1M with 11-13 points.
But I don't think that is the reason why they are asking. They ask because they don't know what "could be two" means, whereas they know what "5-card majors" means.
#414
Posted 2015-June-18, 14:47
I hold ♦AKQ but did not bother to double (it clear will be the top anyway and I did not want to add an insult).
Declarer took couple of aces; made couple of ruffs with long trumps; then gave me trick. I took it, collect all trumps and we took our suits for down a lot.
"Partner," said RHO very sermonize kind of voice. "As a declarer you should learn to collect your trumps first and do not let defenders to collect their trumps. You see what could happened otherwise."
#415
Posted 2015-June-18, 15:51
I had Kx xxxx JT8x AJx at none vul. Partner opens 2C showing a weak 2 in a major(6-10) or 23+ points, I bid 2D mandatory relay. Partner bids 2S to show the weak 2 in spades and this is doubled by my RHO. LHO doesn't seem sure what's going on so I make what I thought was a cheeky 3S bid. This is passed out. Partner has the dream maximum (AQxxxx x A9x xxx) and when he got the ♦K lead and spades broke, he ended up making 10 tricks. The resulting comment? Partner: "Why didn't you bid 2N Ogust? We might have bid 4S then."
#416
Posted 2015-June-18, 21:37
Cyberyeti, on 2015-June-18, 14:03, said:
Not here. If it fewer than three, the announcement is "may be short". That said, some people do says "could be as short as two" or whatever.
As for tv, screw it. You aren't missing anything. -- Ken Berg
I have come to realise it is futile to expect or hope a regular club game will be run in accordance with the laws. -- Jillybean
#417
Posted 2015-June-19, 02:50
blackshoe, on 2015-June-18, 21:37, said:
Yeah but Eagles is in EBU land so the correct anouncement is "could be 2" or "could be 1" or "could be 0".
#418
Posted 2015-June-19, 06:00
olegru, on 2015-June-18, 14:47, said:
My new favourite phrase found on BBF.
#419
Posted 2015-June-19, 08:27
blackshoe, on 2015-June-18, 21:37, said:
helene_t, on 2015-June-19, 02:50, said:
Yeah, I missed that.
As for tv, screw it. You aren't missing anything. -- Ken Berg
I have come to realise it is futile to expect or hope a regular club game will be run in accordance with the laws. -- Jillybean
#420
Posted 2015-June-19, 10:19
manudude03, on 2015-June-18, 15:51, said:
'Because I had the false impression that you held a weak 2'?