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The House voted early Sunday to make major cuts and delays to the Affordable Care Act in exchange for continuing to fund the government. The bill marks the 43rd time that House Republicans have voted to defund or repeal Obamacare.
In related news, the 1964 New York Yankees have once again refused to accept the results of being swept by the Los Angeles Dodgers and are insisting that 1964 World Series game 5 be scheduled before a new baseball season be allowed to start.