Posted 2016-September-27, 17:37
I like Clintonese. In Clintonese, you can say every possible version of what might have happened except what actually did happen and then later claim that you have always been consistent. In Clintonese economics, the stock market booming because interest rates stay artificially low because the economy is so weak is proof the the economy is strong. In Clintonese, you can be completely against the gold standard of trade deals by simply claiming that the deal lacks some unspecified terms that would make it the platinum standard of trade deals. In Clintonese, making hundreds of millions of dollars from Wall Street speaking fees proves that you are looking out for the little guy. In Clintonese, moving from two wars that we are fighting to six wars that others are fighting is good diplomacy. In Clintonese, voting for war with a full intelligence briefing is ok, but responding with no such briefing with "meh" is really bad. In Clintonese religious views, cartoon frogs are the Great Satan.
I have to admit...Pepe the Frog is creepy.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.