Posted 2014-June-16, 09:43
These are hands on which there is no 'right' or 'best' answer in isolation.
The hand is posted in the I/A forum which suggests the opps are likely I/A, in which case one has a better chance of creating confusion than if one were playing against experts, who tend to think differently and are usually able to brush aside psychic bidding.
At the table, then, I might fool around to create problems for less-experienced players. However: I would normally not do this because I rate to beat them anyway, and when an expert jerks around an I/A that can create bad feelings. I would do it against players with whom I have a friendly relationship, and who I know to be trying to improve, since we can and likely would discuss their options later.
Against anyone else, I make the pragmatic bid of 5♥.
Bidding clubs for the lead really works only when partner has a stiff. Since slam their way may depend on picking up the club J, I don't want a club lead otherwise, and he may lead it anyway when he has it.
In addition, while they probably belong in spades, any club bid makes bidding diamonds easier for them. Maybe RHO has a one suited spade double and LHO has enough to chirp diamonds over any number of clubs but has to pass 5♥.
Meanwhile, I think that 5♥ is a goldilocks bid: it is just right. 4♥ is too little, and 6♥ too much...they will almost always humourlessly double and collect 800 and while that might be good, it also might well be bad. Since I would be happy to defend 5♠ opposite most hands partner has, I want to make the bid that maximizes that chance, while also maximizing the opportunity for the opps to misguess.
There are 2 maxims in play here.
When pre-empting, bid the limit NOW. We would never bid 6♥ but we would never defend 4♠ if that's where they voluntarily stop. So bid 5 now
When not sure what to do, make the opps have the last guess. You don't know what they can make, and neither do they...so make them guess at as high a level as is prudent, and live with the result.
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