Not the greatest of slams, I agree. But we have all been in worse (especially me
There is probably a loser in clubs, and perhaps also in hearts. I test trumps by cashing the king, in case East is void. They both follow small, but when I continue with another heart, West discards a diamond.
So East has a trump trick. What can I do? Well, the opponents didn't bid, so all I know is that they have a stack of diamonds. The only line I can think of, except for the slender chance of a doubleton ♣QJ, is an elimination. The club honours are most likely split, so if I can make East lead a club (or give a ruff and discard), I may make it!
So I win dummy's ♥A, come back to my hand with a spade and ruff a diamond. Then I cash another two rounds of spades to which EW both follow. The elimination is complete, so now I can just ........
..... and at this point I woke up, bathed in sweat. Did I misplay this? There must have been something wrong, since I am sweating all over my body.
Please help someone
Roland

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S: 6H
Lead: D3